Icebox Pie Strain Review | Westword

Old-people vocabulary is a gift that should be protected. Hearing my grandma say “Time to warsh up for supper” or “Grab a few cold cuts from the icebox” was like jumping into the past, and made tedious tasks such as washing my hands or walking to the fridge feel more important.

Coming across Icebox Pie at a dispensary flashed memories of The Three Stooges and Grandma’s cribbage sessions before my eyes. Hooked on sentimental value and interested in the name on the label, Freeworld Genetics, this hybrid of Wedding Cake and Freeworld’s Chemdog was an easy but blind choice. That didn’t quite come back to haunt me, but I’m not sure I would’ve picked Icebox Pie had I given it a once-over before purchasing.

We all have our preferences, and hard, dense buds aren’t mine. Described as golf-ball…