Grandmother-to-Be Lauren Boebert: Congratulations and Stop It

Lauren Boebert is a grandma-to-be. She announced the upcoming blessed event at a Conservative Political Action Conference confab hosted by the ultra-conservative group Moms for America, telling the group that her seventeen-year-old son, Tyler, was about to make her a grandmother at 36.

The girl — and yes, we’re using that term properly, because social media reports suggest that the mother-to-be might be as young as fifteen — is due “next month,” which means pretty much anytime. If March Madness holds no suspense for you this year, try an office pool on when this baby will be born: Odds are good it’ll be “surprisingly” early. And if it was a foregone and happy conclusion that the young couple would be keeping the child, why not release that information before the 2022…