Denver Couple Crumbles During Honeymoon in Married at First Sight

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Things took a turn for the worse during the fifth episode of the Denver-based season of Married at First Sight. On only their third day of marriage, two of the four couples are on very shaky ground. At this rate, it will be a feat if the strangers are still together by the end of the show’s eight-week runtime, let alone for the rest of their lives.

During this latest episode, the newlyweds kicked off their honeymoon trips in Cancún — paddleboarding, hammocking and downing trays of tequila shots (thank god for their mile-high-altitude alcohol tolerance). Between learning their spouses’ names, the love birds also found time for a group debrief session to brag about how well their brand-new relationships are going.

Becca and Austin sported…